Creepy Mo-Fo

So lucky me, I get to come home to deal with another total creeper. And I know what you're thinking "Well, if you would stop finding guys off the internet you wouldn't have this problem." Oh but that was not the case. This is someone I met at college. I didn't like him, in fact the sight of him appalled me, but I'm a nice person so I tried to be as pleasant as I could be during our acquaintance. Don't ask me how he got my messenger name or why I accepted him on facebook but I did... And that is how the war started. He had posted a very inappropriate comment on my facebook wall. I'm not the type to tolerate that kind of thing. I have to deal with guys staring at my butt all night at work. I'm not going to allow crudeness in my house or on my profile, for that matter. So since then he's been calling, texting, and IMing me like a madman. "Why do you hate me?" "I thought we were friends." Oh let me take a wild guess... You creep me the hell out. That's why I hate you. So I finally rest my case with the conversation below. He is in blue, I'm in pink.

I deleted you on facebook

but can you pls tell me what i ever did to upset you

i just don't understand why your mad at me?

i thought we were friends?

ha, what gave you that impression

we always talked on messenger remember?

But can i pls ask what i did to upset you pls?

i really thought we were friends?

i try to be nice. just cuz i was nice to you doesn't mean we were friends

ok you hate me i understand that now!

But why did you stop being nice?

Did i say or do something?

well the comment pretty much topped it off

CARLIE COME ON you know me i joke alot

I DIDN"T DO IT TO BE PERVERTED

its me the joker i SWEAR on everybone in my body i meant nothing by it and i meant no harm

well you crossed the line and i don't tolerate that shit

for god's sake my family is on facebook reading that trash

and... didn't mean i was into you or anything

i didnt know your family was reading it

i didn't mean no harm by it

I was joking bout watching you do yoga meaning you look good in tights I've got alot to learn about speaking to women and joking i get that

i've been alone LONG LONG TIME

BUT EVERYONE INCLUDING YOU knows me personally and you know im a nice guy i didn't do it to hurt you upset you or anything like that

why are you making me feel like shit is it so wrong to joke

yes it is

i'm not interested... how many times do i have to turn you down before you get the point and leave me alone

carlie i wasn't pointing out boobs butts or anything ALL I SAID WAS i'd be looking at you

I"M NOT TRYING TO HIT ON YOU

DAMN I SAID I USED TO BE ATTRACTED TO YOU YOU TOLD ME LOTS OF TIMES you'd be my friend

your so rude i can't believe this that i can't make a goofy joke

i just don't understand one minute your nice next you hate my existance i just don't get what i did wrong is all!

ok, i'm rude. get the hint.

leave me alone ok

i think i made my point

goodbye

i hope the worst comes to you cuz you have disgraced me today in more ways than one

you have no right to happiness after your actions today

NO SHIT

YOUR SO DUMB

what part of "Just friends" didn't you understand thats all i've wanted from you for 8 9 months I live here you live there

I"M NOT EVER TRYING TO GET WITH YOU JUST WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND

so goodbye

your so rude

so dumb for not listening to what i said

i hope nothing goes the way you want it to you have ruined my day in more ways then i ever thought possible i really feel like shit and i didn't do anything to you

Wow, we're mature... Pretty much telling me he hopes I die and rot in hell. He needs some help, serious psychiatric help. Not only that, but a seat in church might due him some good. Absolutely no one has the authority to tell me that I should be miserable for the rest of my life.

Now I'm going to watch the new South Park episode and have more wonderful sweet dreams of getting hugs from Brock Lesnar. His hugs are pretty much awesome even if it was a dream! :-)