Cosmo fail

We all know I'm really, really bored when I start reading Cosmo. Besides, I'm a bit scared to watch this week's episode of Ghost Hunters. The "Real Housewives" were featured as a guest host and I know that I'm gonna go mad the minute I see one of them hitting on Steve.

I also decided that I need a new spot to find some pleasantly plump hotties. It's time to switch it up from something other than the coffee isle at the supermarket. And just because I don't date anymore doesn't mean I couldn't use some eye candy now and then. I was hoping to find some useful information from this article:
Where could Carlie prowl?

I found their first pick to be amusing: The Apple Store. Oh brother... I did that and I ended up spending quite a bit of money. Coffee is much more inexpensive.

#2 The gym: I doubt that any man would be attracted to my "athetic abilities." Moreso, they'd be disgusted by how out of shape I am.

#3 Forture 500/Tech company: Sounds like something I'd do. Unfortunately southwest Kansas isn't exactly the hot spot for Fortune 500 companies. Closest I get to a tech company is lurking Best Buy. That hasn't worked out for me too well. You try standing in the PC department and listen to them talk about all the great new features of Windows 7. Then after they're done say "I'm a Mac" and watch them run in the opposite direction! (Oh wait, I get pleasure out of doing that...)

#4 A Political Rally: I hate talking politics... I'd rather go to a ballgame than go to a political event. And you know how much I looooove sports. Blech. "So how about them Yankees..."

#5 Sports bar on Sunday/Monday night: No such luck with this one either. But the local sports bar does have Stella Artois so it's not a complete fail afterall.

#6 Boston, Paradice NV, Jacksonville NC: Nevada is too hot, I hate southern accents, the only place that I may actually like is Boston. As a matter of fact, I did enjoy my stay in Boston. Better start packing right away...*sarcasm*

#7 Volleyball league: If a dude is playing volleyball I can already tell you that he's going to be too thin for my likes. I'd be more apt for finding someone on a hockey team. I'll just have to be sure that he has awesome dental coverage at his day job...

#8 Coffee shop: The times I've been to the coffee shop here there's only been eldery women there. Now that I think about it, I'd have more luck finding someone if I went at around 8am when the men in suits are on their way to work. Then again no guy, suit or not, is worthy of me getting out of bed early.

#9 Rock climbing center: What's with all the physical activities? I think they want me to end up seriously injured... I'm a nerd, not an athlete.

#10 A steak house: If I'm eating at a steak house, the last thing on my mind is a guy. *drool* Om nom nom nom prime rib...

I'm pretty much back to square one even after this list. Granted, my expectations were were rock bottom beforehand... Back to the coffee isle it is...