Thanks Giving

I've noticed that everyone is posting their "I'm thankful for" statuses on Facebook. I also noticed that It's been awhile since I've posted a blog. So I put one and two together and decided that I would make a blog about the things that I am thankful for...But knowing me, I have to put a twist on it... I hope you all get the sarcasm.

Apple- For creating the best products in the world! Please don't go out of business or else I will have a lifelong reminder of a company that failed...
Ghost Hunters- I would have never been introduced to my soulmate Steve Gonsalves if it wasn't for this show.
My baby (my car)- For making me look good... We all know without it, I'm nerdy as hell...
The Internet- without the internet I would be extremely bored or, in fact, spend my free time doing something more productive. Now who would want to do something like that...
Coffee- I would be faceplanted on my keyboard right now if it wasn't for you. You keep me awake and alert, even at times I should be asleep.
My jobs- One job pays the bills, one fuels my eBay addiction...And the other "Jobs" makes me delicious kool-aid and seduces me with shiny gadges...
eBay - Like my ex-boyfriends, you get all my money...however, unlike them, I actually get something in return.
Grey Goose- Not only do you provide for epic amounts of entertainment, you counteract the effect of all the coffee. Love the goose...
Chunky blondes - for giving me eye candy. Mmmmm
Electronic music- I could be having the most horrible day, but the minute I get home, turn off all the lights and put on some dubstep life becomes so much better.
Trent Reznor- Thanks for getting married so I don't feel like a creeper anymore for lusting after a guy that's old enough to be my father...
Katy Perry- Thanks for being a bimbo with big boobs. Now guys actually think my style is hot...
P.C.- for your flaws, malfunctions, and failing Operating Systems... They give me many job opportunities as well as endless job security.


Ok, now on a more serious note:

Family- For supporting my goals and raising me to be a respectible, responsible person.
My friends- For creating many great memories with me. For putting up with me crying about boys after too many martinis. And for letting me be myself without judgement.
My health- Especially since I don't have health insurance at the moment...
Heartbreak- Because of it I discovered independence. I now know what is truly important in life. I realized that life can be just as (if not moreso) fulfilling and enjoyable without a partner.


So, I think that's it...
If I think of more later on I'll be sure to add them...

With that said, I hope everyone has a lovely Thanksgiving. Eat lots of turkey, green bean casserole, and pie... Make sure that you eat so much you pass out in a food coma so that I get all the Black Friday deals!! Muahahaha!!!