After 2 coffees and an energy drink I'm sitting at my bar talking to my friend Chris. I was telling him about this cute slot tech guy. The thing is that he seems like a real serious guy. I've never seen him smile, rather give this cocky little smirk like "I know what I'm doing and you don't" which I LOVE. I love watching him work. It gives my night some entertainment. So anyway, I was telling Chris that one day I should just get over my shyness and go talk to him. Say something like "You do your job so well. I watch you work all the time." We then realized that saying that would make me sound like a complete stalker and would probably be followed with me being banned for harassment. The only good thing about this would be that after I say it he'd probably give me one of those *raised eyebrow* looks which makes my heart go a pitter-patter.
Well, it gets better... Chris was asking about the little lights on top of the slot machines. I told him that I think if you push the service button the light comes on. So, this is when epicness is born. I told Chris that I would definitely get this guys' attention if I say something along the lines of this: "So, I keep pushing this button but you haven't shown up to service my slots." Not only would I most likely get fired for sexual harassment but it would be freaking epic. He would probably talk about me for a very long time afterward as well.
Speaking of bad pick-ups. There were two army guys sitting at my bar, we were all just chit-chatting, real laid back like. Two crazy girls come up and start hitting on them. One was talking about how supposedly she was a cowgirl. "Ya, I have cattle. I love my cattle. One of them died today I was so sad I almost cried. I love my cattle. I'm totally a cowgirl." After she says this I'm standing behind the bar trying so hard to hold back hysteria. I burst out laughing so hard tears almost came to my eyes. It was horrible. The poor guys, both married I may add, were absolutely baffled by the girls and got a big sigh of relief when they finally went home.
So, fun times being a bartender. I've definitely seen a lot of weird, funny, and awkward things in the short time I've worked there.
Also, I think the casino is haunted. I keep hearing voices. And I know for sure that I'm not the only one. Yesterday I was sitting at the restaurant bar counting my tips. I hear this voice that sounded like it was standing right next to me say my name. This isn't the first time this has happened either. However, I just ignored it. When you work 12 hour shifts you start to think that you're losing your mind anyway. This was so close that I couldn't help but take notice. Its just so bizarre. This type of stuff never happens to me. And no, I haven't been watching too much ghost hunters. I believe this really happened...
Well, I better take out. Gotta do another 12 hour tomorrow. Fun times. Not!!
-Martini
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