I'm taking them to the bank tomorrow...
Today I went to the cashier with $3 and left with $18.
A nice guy gave me $15 worth of chips and said he wouldn't be using them.
Today I had 3 guys bet what color panties I was wearing.
They all lost and I made $3 :-)
Today I have to work a 12 hour shift.
I should be sleeping.
Today I almost died laughing.
A girl was talking to a cowboy. She says "I own cattle, they're so cute! I love my cattle!"
Today I should be expecting packages.
I really forgot everything that I ordered.
Today I realized how much I make every month.
Unfortunately I work too much to enjoy my money.
Today I developed another pet peeve.
I hate when guys ask if I'm married... It makes me feel old.
Today I am glad I am alone.
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