Half a Businessman

Woohooo! Glad tonight is over and I can officially start the weekend. Don't know how good of a weekend it will be with my friends bailing on me and hanging out with my parents for 2 days. I really need to take a day trip but I have nowhere to go.

Anyway. Here's a conversation I had with one of my girls from work:

A guy orders a Guinness and I ask her who it was. She says:

"Oh just some guy"

Me: "Is he wearing a suit?"

Her: "No. Why?"

Me: "Cuz guys that wear suits are *thumbs up* and guys that drink Guinness are *thumbs up* so that would be two thumbs up."

Her: "Oh, I didn't know you liked guys in suits."

Me: "Ya I do. And if he has blue eyes then I'm won."

Her: "Well what if he's in a suit and has brown eyes but is really cute?"

Me: "Well I guess that means he only gets one *thumbs up* and a half a thumb."

Ok, so I promise it was funnier in person. And it all started with this dude who came in wearing a suit jacket with jeans. She notices this and comments on it before I do. So my response is "Well, he's only wearing half a suit so I guess that makes him only half a businessman."

Ya... this is what happens when we're really bored.

So upon this discovery I have realized that I indeed have a thing for dudes in suits. And even when I had my fail date with the Scandalous Bitch I noticed that he was so much more attractive when I saw him all dressed spiffy in his work suit. Not so much when we hung out. Anyway... why the hell am I still going on about dudes in suits.

Probably cuz I'm freakin bored...

Wow, this was supposed to be a funny blog.

Not so much.

Thank goodness I have a new South Park episode to watch